twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

poopflow:

Roses are red

Violets are blue